yooooo my chest hurt so bad from laughin
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?
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sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’
Basim Magdy, 13 Essential Rules for Understanding the World, 2011
Disney fans trying to explain the difference between Rapunzel/Anna/Elsa/Honey Lemon’s designs like:
when your mom catches you on your phone but you are supposed to be asleep